THIS JUST IN: Man, here I thought Teeny Tiny Girl Squad was the best I could do today. So I'm watching the Late Late Show. It's Kilborn's last week and, really, I'm quite distraught about this. But that's not the point. Tonight, and by "tonight" I mean "last night," Craig's guest was David Alan Grier. When I saw he was the guest I thought to myself, "hey, self! He was just in San Jose at the Improv!" D.A.G. sat down for his interview and, to my surprise, started talking about his trip up to San Jose. Among his observations:

- San Jose's downtown sucks
- San Jose residents are stupid
- San Jose women are easy

He also made clear that after his set he took a trip to a strip club, which, in San Jose, has to be the Pink Poodle, the city's only such establishment.

Classy, Grier. Real classy.