Saturday, October 16, 2004

SHARING THE LAUGHTER AND LOVE

Here is a complete list of television programming that Stevo the TiVo thinks I would enjoy: Crossballs, MadTV, The Simpsons, Behind the Music, Seinfeld, ER, The Drew Carey Show, The Tonight Show, NewsRadio, Waiting to Exhale, Corrina, Corrina, Made, Something to Talk About, Northern Exposure, Life is Beautiful, Tea With Mussolini, Halloweentown, The Candidate, Rain Man, Deadly Summer, Law & Order: SVU, The Practice, Jeopardy, Friends, NYPD Blue, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Spin City.

That's pretty much true. Nice work, Stevo.

CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE: If you missed Jon Stewart calling Tucker Carlson a dick, read the transcript here.

IN THE ONION: Don't miss John Edwards' column with the headline "You Want To See Some Goddamn Optimism?" It includes some gems like:
"I should add that John Kerry and I will keep America strong. I won't bore you with a bunch of fucking specifics. Just know that, should you elect John Kerry, we'll be able to bounce a goddamn quarter off our border! We'll have big impenetrable gates made of gumdrops and, I don't know, gold. Whatever the fuck!"

Awesome.

NEW JOBS UPDATE: Parsons started work as a teacher and a different Anne has been working at the Denver Post since... I dunno... for sometime now, I guess. (The fact that I didn't manage to work even one "show me that smile" reference into Wednesday's post shows why I only score a 32.)




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