QUOTE OF THE DAY

"I'm not about to go to Texas and not ride the mechanical bull. That would be like going to Los Angeles and not sleeping with Paris Hilton."

- From last night's Boston Legal

Googling up that link led me to this little tidbit in the Seattle Times which notes that Heather Locklear will guest star on the show as a woman "dubbed The Black Widow by the media, charged with poisoning her husband."

This is getting out of hand.