GOD BLESS AMERICA

I just got around to watching President Bush's news conference from last week. (The White House faked out Stevo the Tivo, which thought it was recording the O.C.) I gotta say, there's nothing more American than seeing the president speak to the nation on Fox. Their news division showed their patriotism by giving us a heavy dose of animated American flags and presidential seals ... and then at 8:59 Shepherd Smith patriotically cut the president off mid-sentence.

Paris Hilton waits for no one.