THE ONE WHERE I REPEAT WHAT I JUST SAW ON TIVO

So White Sox Left Fielder Scott Podsednik was on SNL's Weekend Update on Saturday. A slightly abridged transcript:

Tina: Amy and I are so psyched that you are here. We are huge White Sox fans from way back because, you know, we both used to live in Chicago.

Posednik: Oh really, what part?

Amy: Wrigleyville.

Tina: Evanston.

Amy: So yeah. We're hard core Sox fans.

Posednik: Really? People from the Northside are usually Cubs fans ... and yuppies. Have you guys ever even been to the Southside?

Amy: Hells yeah! We're Southside all the way! I would always, you know, hop on the Red Line to Cominski Field! I bought my car at Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet!

Amy & Tina: Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet: Where you always save more money!

Tina: I flew out of Midway once!

Posednik: Guys, you're Cubs fans, just admit it ... But this World Series win was for all the cursed teams and it belongs to all the people of Chicagoland.

Amy: Even Skokie?

Posednik: Even Skokie.

Tina: Even Wilmette?

Posednik: Even Wilmette.

Amy: Even Schaumburg?

Posednik: No. Not Schaumburg.