AIRPORT NOT-SO EXPRESS

Ticked-off Chicago passengers try to reschedule their flights.

MINETA SAN JOSE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT -- Funny joke! They put us on the plane but as soon as we got on they told us we wouldn't leave until 10:30. So they put on "Elf." But 30 minutes into it they told us we all had to get off the plane. So I'm still stuck at the airport but now I'm too busy wondering what happens at the end of the movie to care about my delayed flight. Brilliant!

The worst thing about this is that the C terminal in San Jose is about as spartan as it gets. This side of security the only place to eat is Noah's Bagles. And I already had one the first time I was waiting for my flight. But thank God I ponied up for the Internet access, eh?