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HIGHLAND PARK, IL -- Well kids, Dec. 23 is here again and that means one thing: It's time for Festivus. In honor of the holiday, I though we could have an Airing of Grievances... but then I realized that's pretty much every day around here. So instead, let us revisit a snippet of the Festivus episode of Seinfeld.

FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!

KRAMER: What happened to the doll?

FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"

KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.

FRANK: She was.

So happy Festivus, everyone! A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.

"The Human Fund. Money for people."