THE TENDER CRISP BACON CHEDDAR RANCH

Well it looks like Hootie has his his biggest hit since "Only Wanna Be With You" on his hands. The lyrics:

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The best they grow on trees
And the streams of bacon ranch dressing
Flow right up to your knees
There's tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There's a king who wants you
To have it your way
That's the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

Yes, Hootie is doing jingles for Burger King. And I'm not sure which is scarier: The fact that Hootie has fallen so far, or the fact that someone with a blog called "Scattered Thoughts" wrote the same thing today.

(And yes, I know Darius Rucker's name is not Hootie. But it's funny to call him Hootie. In the same way that calling Craig T. Nelson "Coach" is funny*.)

* Please note that I have, in fact, called Craig T. Nelson "Coach." Picture it: The Pebble Beach Pro-Am. Craig T. Nelson tees off on the 12th hole. Ball lands right in the center of the fairway. I shout out: "NICE SHOT, COACH!" T-Ball can attest.