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The Daily Show's Rob Corddry teaches us how to be a psuedo-journalist blogger in his video$ecret$ of New Journali$m $ucce$$. Quotes include "I am going to blog the crap out of this" and "let's journalize." Funny stuff.

MEANWHILE: Looks like Slabaugh has started an NPD portfolio.

AND NOW: Kenneymarlatt.com presents, Upcoming Unnecessary Movie Sequels (slated for release in 2006 and 2007):

Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction
Die Hard 4.0
Fahrenheit 9/11½
Fletch Won
The Girls Next Door
The Italian Job II
Jurassic Park IV
Mission: Impossible III
The Net 2.0
Police Academy 8