THE INDIANAPOLIS NEWS

So, I'm not sure if it is a testament to the tenacious reporting done by Newsdesigner or my own supreme laziness, but I got scooped on events involving my own life. KenneyMarlatt.com has always been your best source of information on pretty much, um, nothing. But I liked to think it was the No. 1 authority on news involving Kenney Marlatt. Apparently, not so much.

But, the reports are true: I've taken a job with the Indianapolis Star. I'll be in California another couple weeks and then it's back to the Hoosier state. Remember: You heard it here second!