McSWEENEY'S NEEDS SOME McMONEY

So McSweeney's is in a bit of financial trouble and is holding an auction to try and raise some scratch. So why not take that extra $1,000 you have laying around and get yourself a guided tour of the Daily Show offices led by John Hodgman. While you are waiting for your bid to be accepted, take a look at these bits from the site:

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