THE SOCIAL NETWORK
So what I like about Facebook is that when people make announcements – new job, new baby, etc. – there are always a bunch of comments that are exactly the same. "Congrats!" "Congratulations!!" "So happy for you!"
But then there's always the one that sticks out. It goes a little something like "It's Facebook official!" That comment is special because while the other comments are sincere in their sentiment, the true sentiment behind this one is "So happy I knew this before all of you chumps! And I wanted all of you to know that!"
Because really nothing is better than using your buddy's special moment to publicly establish the pecking order of their friendships.
But then there's always the one that sticks out. It goes a little something like "It's Facebook official!" That comment is special because while the other comments are sincere in their sentiment, the true sentiment behind this one is "So happy I knew this before all of you chumps! And I wanted all of you to know that!"
Because really nothing is better than using your buddy's special moment to publicly establish the pecking order of their friendships.
