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Best moment from last night's episode of The Simpsons: After a series of events lasting about 15 minutes, Mr. Burns owns a prison. The prisoners riot.

MR. BURNS: I'll make these rioters regret their folly. This prison will make Abu Ghraib look like the Four Seasons. Smithers! We'll need electrical wire, a hood and someone who can really point at genitalia.